Matt Thompson hates two things: taking pictures and writing biographies. Usually, when pressed, he does something silly for each. Below, in handy bullet point form, is what we do know about this reclusive, angry man. He is 28 years old. Definitely not 48. Yep. 28. Whoooo! He is 6'1" which is a FULL two inches taller than his brother. He loves to remind his brother of this by standing on his tip toes in family pictures. He is married to a very patient and beautiful woman named Merrell. He forgives her for growing up in Florida. Not all states can be as cool as Texas. He has three small children and secretively loves one more than the others. He is waiting for the other two to "earn it." Years ago, he made a $1 bet with Adam Reed that before his 70th birthday, he would have a beer at a hotel on the moon and say to the bartender, "Give me another space beer, Gleep Glop.” He has been making cartoons with Adam Reed for many years and has stuck it out only to see how their $1 bet turns out. Before working on Archer with Adam, he made Sealab 2021 and Frisky Dingo with Adam. He is very thankful for each and every one of the 100+ hardworking, talented Floyd County employees. Except for Casey Willis.